Inā ʻaʻole hele ke kaikuahine iā Mahometa, hele ʻo Mohammed i kona kaikuahine. Ua lōʻihi ka maka o kona kaikuaʻana i kona kaikuahine, a e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i ka moa hala ʻole. I ka wā wale nō i wehe ai ʻo ia i kāna dick mai loko aʻe o kona pālule, ua ʻakaʻaka kona mau maka i ka hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea aloha maikaʻi. ʻAe, a ua kahe kāna puʻu ma mua o kona hoʻomaopopo ʻana. A ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia, lawe ʻo ia i loko o kona waha. No laila, kū'ē nā wāhine i nā minuke mua, a hiki i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai ka mua e kuhikuhi i ko lākou makemake i ke poʻo.
He noʻonoʻo hoihoi ke pena i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo momona momona! ʻO nā wahine me kēlā hoki he mea maikaʻi loa i ke kūlana kolo, ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia kahi boner. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e loaʻa i kahi mea hana lōʻihi kūpono. Inā ʻaʻohe āu, paipai wau e hoʻomoe i ka lede ma kona kua a hoʻopaʻa ʻia iā ia me kou mau lima ma kona ʻūhā e kaomi i kona ʻōpū. A i ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke komo hohonu i ka dick.
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