ʻIke nā kahu hānai Iapana i ko lākou ala e pili ana i nā lāʻau lapaʻau maʻamau. ʻO nā lāʻau a lākou i hoʻokomo ai i loko o ka waha o ka mea maʻi, ʻaʻole ia he mea kemika, he mau mea kanu wale nō. Ma ka hāpai ʻana i kāna dick a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kā lākou pussies ma luna, ua hāʻawi lākou iā ia i kahi o ko lākou ola. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ma hope o kēia hana ʻana i kāna dick, ua hoʻōla ke kanaka i ka wikiwiki. E ke kanaka, he lāʻau holomua!
He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
ʻO nā hoaaloha wale nō i moe wahine a laila ua hoʻopau ke kanaka buzzkill i nā raspberry āpau a hōʻike mai. He pōʻino ka hopu ʻana i nā kaikamahine i ka manawa hoihoi loa, hiki mai. ʻOiai ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe ua hoʻoponopono ke kanaka iā ia iho i mua o ka maka o kekahi a hoʻomau ka wahine, a no ka mea i haʻalele, ua noho ʻo ia he buzzkill. He pana maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ikaika me kāna sperm kokoke i kona maka i waiho ʻia ʻo ia me ka maka ʻole.
I kēia pō a i ʻole me