Laki ua hopu ke kanaka makamaka i ka wahine. I ko lākou komo ʻana i ka manaʻo no ke kaʻina hana a eia ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, hauʻoli lākou i ka hiki ʻana mai o ka mauʻu i nā kao. ʻO nā hoaaloha maikaʻi no ka dick a me nā sandwiches a me ke kūlana 69, ma ka pōkole hauʻoli nā mea āpau.
He kumu nui maoli ka negro, ʻaʻole ia he mea hilahila i kona lāhui! Akā, no kekahi kumu, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻāliʻi i ka lede wahine. A i ʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka nui o ka lawe ʻana a ua māʻona wale ke kanaka i nā mea a pau? He mea ʻakaʻaka i ka wā e paheʻe ai ka moena me ka wahine ma luna o ka papahele mai nā pahu ikaika a kahi Negro! A he mea hoihoi naʻe, ʻo ka nui o ka uʻi o nā wahine i ka wili ʻia. He nani loa ia mai ka ʻaoʻao!
He aha ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ke kaikamahine i kahi wikiō makua? Pololei kēnā! ʻElua mau kaikamahine slender wale nō.
ʻAʻole no ka poʻe aloha i nā ʻano puffy ka wikiō, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o nā mea hana keaka.
Koho ka mea paʻi kiʻi i nā kiʻi hoihoi loa no ka mea nānā.
Ma ka laulā, hāʻawi wau i kahi māka kiʻekiʻe "