No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
He ʻino ka wahine, ʻike maopopo ʻoe i kona hauʻoli nui i ka pāʻani ʻana a me ka hoʻomākeʻakaʻi ʻana i kāna dick! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, he hauʻoli nui kāna anus e pāʻani me. Aloha au i kēia mau wahine kolohe a ʻano ʻano, ʻaʻole hoʻi e ʻoluʻolu me lākou! ʻAe, a ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe - ʻo ka wahine makemake i ka moekolohe ʻaʻole ia e like me ka hoa holoi lolo!
ʻO wai ka inoa o ka mea hana keaka