ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Ua ʻike koke ka roadie he mea ʻai kālā maoli kēia wahine hottie. He mea kupanaha kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana i kāna ʻuʻi maoli a me ka ʻūhū ʻana. Ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i ka haggle me ia i kona lele ʻana i kāna moa. Ua hoʻohuli ʻo ia iā ia iho e hana ana ʻo ia i ka ʻoihana a me ke kālepa ʻana i kāna ʻāpana. Ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i ka cum ma kona mau ʻū a me ka palu ʻana i ke poʻo, hoʻomanaʻo ʻo ia e hoʻomanaʻo iā ia e pili ana i ke kālā. )))